[This one came from "Hey Hey It's Saturday", a variety show that screens on Saturday nights in Australia.] Apparently, an athlete has tested positive for a banned substance at the Atlanta Olympics already. Not anabolic steriods - oh, no, it was much, MUCH worse than that. He tested positive for Pepsi. [Atlanta is the home of Coca Cola, and as such, the Atlanta games are being touted as the Coke games.]
(From the "Rest" of RHF)