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Below find some Olympic quickies. Some of these jokes involve the bombing
incident. If sick jokes don't appeal to you, don't read further. You've
been warned - ed.
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From: whatis@CERF.NET (....What Is?....)
Subject: Popular Olympics t-shirt
I'm a novelty t-shirt maker. Yesterday (i.e. far too late to do
anything about it), the ultimate t-shirt for the Atlanta Games
occurred to me:
"If you want to defect, I'm single."
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From: knocking@io.com (Bob James)
Subject: News from Atlanta
The newest T-shirt coming out of Atlanta says:
"I went to Atlanta looking for gold and all I got was this piece of
shrapnel."
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From: tony.lima@toadhall.com (Tony Lima)
Subject: OLYMPIAN EVENT
Organization: Toad Hall þ High Octane BBS þ 415-595-2427
This morning (7/27) CBS radio sports announced the results of
the following event: "women's coxless rowing." I can't be
the only one whose immediate reaction was, "Hey! That's
redundant!" - Tony
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From: dand@rmi.net (Dan Duncan)
Subject: Olympic bombing
So any idea when terrorist bombings will become a real Olympic sport rather
than just an exhibition sport?
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From: wookie@panix.com (Steve Houle)
Subject: Olymic Bomb in the News
My roommate, Robert Monk, made this up. (Or rather, made part of it
up.)
A bomb exploded in busy Olympic Plaza in Atlanta today, killing one and
injuring about a hundred. Olympic Plaza is closed as the FBI mounts a
major investigation. Pepsi immediately claimed responsibility for the
blast.
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From: wolk@ccm.UManitoba.CA (Barry Wolk)
Subject: Rowing
This appeared in our local newspaper, where it is credited to
comedian Angus Hamilton.
Q: Why isn't Cuba entered in any of the Olympic rowing events?
A: Because any Cuban who can row already lives in Florida.
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