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drinkeii@moose.erie.net
Sprynet News Service
(smirk, sexual, sick)

          This Englishman goes to Australia with his wife,
     they stay in a 5 star hotel and hire a Limo for the
     day. While driving along the road, his wife asks
     'look! what is that man doing with that Kangaroo?',
     the man says 'My God!,, Don't look,,It's disgusting'.

          Further down the road the wife says 'Look, another
     one!', and husband says 'Disgusting!,, i shall report
     this when we get back to the hotel.

         They arrive back at the hotel only to find a man
     with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the
     hotel. The husband charges in and says, 'Look we come
     here in good faith, to stay in your *5 STAR* hotel and
     what happens,,, We are driving down the road and we
     come accross a drover in copulation with a kangaroo,,
     futher on,, recurence of the same thing,,,, then we get
     back here only to find a man with one leg,,, *ONE WOODEN
     LEG*, mastrabating on your steps,,, Well what do you
     have to say about that!'

         The manager says 'struth mate, you expect a man with
     one wooden leg to catch his own kangaroo!

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