This Englishman goes to Australia with his wife,
they stay in a 5 star hotel and hire a Limo for the
day. While driving along the road, his wife asks
'look! what is that man doing with that Kangaroo?',
the man says 'My God!,, Don't look,,It's disgusting'.
Further down the road the wife says 'Look, another
one!', and husband says 'Disgusting!,, i shall report
this when we get back to the hotel.
They arrive back at the hotel only to find a man
with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the
hotel. The husband charges in and says, 'Look we come
here in good faith, to stay in your *5 STAR* hotel and
what happens,,, We are driving down the road and we
come accross a drover in copulation with a kangaroo,,
futher on,, recurence of the same thing,,,, then we get
back here only to find a man with one leg,,, *ONE WOODEN
LEG*, mastrabating on your steps,,, Well what do you
have to say about that!'
The manager says 'struth mate, you expect a man with
one wooden leg to catch his own kangaroo!
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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