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Which Condom to Choose?

ilziakas@enteract.com (Teresa Ziakas)
Tupperware Manager
(chuckle, sexual)

Which Condom would you use....

Nike Condoms:  Just do it. 
Toyota Condoms:  Oh what a feeling. 
Diet Pepsi Condoms:  You got the right one, baby. 
Pringles Condoms:  Once you pop, you can't stop. 
Mentos Condoms:  The freshmaker. 
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack:  Ten million strong and growing. 
Secret Condoms:  Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman. 
Macintosh Condoms:  It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. 
Ford Condoms:  The best never rest. 
Chevy Condoms:  Like a Rock. 
Dial Condoms:  Aren't you glad you use it?  Don't you wish everybody did? 
New York Lotto Condoms:  Cause hey--you never know. 
California Lotto Condoms:  Who's next? 
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. 
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ... 
KFC Condoms:  Finger-Licking Good. 
Coca Cola Condoms:  Always the Real Thing. 
Lays Condoms:  Betcha can't have just one. 
Campbells Soup Condoms:  Mm, mm good. 

[Ed: and the Energizer Condoms are best used inside-out, at which point they keep coming and coming...]


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