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Life on a short leash

74211.2443@CompuServe.COM (George R. Neil)
(smirk, sick)

Told to me by running buddy Byron Adams.

A fellow went for his first try at free-fall sky diving and was surprised to
find that the jumper across the aisle was a blind man with a seeing eye dog.
"I admire your courage," he said to the man, "but how do you know when to pull
the rip cord?"
"No problem." was the response. "I just wait till the leash goes slack."

George Neil
complaints to neil@cebaf.gov  

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