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Reindeer For Sale

lhildreth@ariessys.com (Lon Hildreth)
(topical, smirk, heard it)

This came from one of my wife's co-workers, believed to be original.


For Sale:  9 white reindeer.  Reindeer are all male and range in age
        from 5-13 years.  TB and brucellosis tested; current on all
        vaccinations, vet-checked and come with health certificates
        and guarantee of flight.  Lead deer has dermatologic condition
        which is chronic, but doesn't seem to affect pulling ability or
        visual accuracy.  One owner.  $2,000.00 apiece/ first $17,000 takes
        all. Tired of the cold weather and moving to Phoenix.
Please contact:  Mr. S. Claus, snc@workshop.arc.npole

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