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I got this from a friend who got it from a friend...
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I just got the following from one of my silly co-workers:
"Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who
choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to
practice a religion at all;
plus
"a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 1997, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard
to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes."
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It implies >no promise by the wisher to actually implement
any of the wishes for >her/himself or others and no responsibility for
any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not
caught up in the holiday spirit.)
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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