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This was forwarded to me by my boyfriend (who's an engineering student).
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The Ultimate List of Pick-Up Lines to use on Engineering Chicks 

1.  I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. 

2.  You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. 

3.  Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time 
approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. 

4.  My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always  
increasing. 

5.  Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. 

6.  Wanna come back to my room?  ...and see my 166mhz Pentium? 

7.  How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond? 

8.  You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. 

9.  You're sweeter than glucose. 

10.  We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes. 

11.  Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you
and me? 

12.  Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX? 

13.  Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen. 

14.  Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com 

15.  You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
						 

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