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Yes, but can you also predict the weather?

rootbeer@teleport.com (Tom Phoenix)
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(topical, chuckle)

[ Heard on KINK-fm radio, Portland, Oregon, during the morning news 27
August 1996 ]

You know, you can predict the winner of the general election by the
weather. According to the historical records, if the election is held on a
cold, wet day, then Bob Dole will have the best chance of winning. If the
weather is warm and sunny, then Bill Clinton has the edge. And, of course,
if it's a cold day in hell, Ross Perot will win.

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