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binzafn@musc.edu (Nafees Bin Zafar)
(smirk, chemistry)

#1.  [Heard in organic chem lab at the College of Charleston]:
   New student:  I think I'll need some concentrated acetone to get out
		 all the water in the beaker.
   Lab TA:	 Yeah, and when you find that, see you if you can find the
		 bottle of dilute water.


#2.  [Also heard in chem lab]:
   Student A:	Knock knock.
   Student B:	Who's there?
   Student A:	Aldehyde.
   Student B:	Aldehyde who?
   (Few moments of silence.....)
   Student C:	Hmmn, he's gone.  Must have been a leaving group.

#3.  [On my first day at the Department of Immunology, at the Medical
      University of South Carolina]
   Co-worker:	Never mess around with people in the lab.  'Cause the next
		time you turn around, someone might take a leak in your
		cultures.

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