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Eternal Reward

jkmca@AlThor.wes.army.mil (Joel McAllister)
(smirk, sexual)

Some friends and I were sitting around the table eating lunch when we
had the following conversation.

David: Did you know that our company policy explicitly states, that if you
  die, they will notify you?

Me: Who are they going to get to call you?  Madame FiFi?
And if they did call, I'd think you were going to be quite busy.
I mean, either you are going to be tied up with whips and chains
<pause for thought> or you'll be in Hell.

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