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From a coworker: Ok, I'm going to poke fun at our incredibly cost effective Mass road. I was driving in Western MA on Sunday and came across a building labeled "Mass Pike Toll Training". Gimme a break; so I wondered, what could they teach them that they can't teach OTJ in 5 minutes, and went ahead and assumed their curriculum: day 1 ====== Introduction: toll stations, what are they and why Break Part 1: knowing how to get to the booth using underground walkways Lunch Part 2: making change, coin Break Part 3: making change, bills day 2 ====== Part 4: pedestrians, what are they and why should they be stricken Break Part 5: what does "stricken" mean Lunch Part 6: vehicles, knowing trucks from cars Break Part 7: vehicles, counting axles day 3 ====== Part 6: in the booth, how to put the booth on automatic Break Part 7: in the booth, reading the tickets Lunch Part 7: benefits, pay Break Part 8: benefits, promotions day 4 ====== Part 9: benefits, vacation Break Part 10: benefits, how to make the most of your overtime Lunch Q&A Leave early day 5 ====== First vacation day
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