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 Reproduced for your misinformation

The only thing any Government has not taxed is the male penis.

This is due to the fact that
 40 % of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
 20 % of the time it is pissed off,
 30 % of the time it is hard up and
 10 % of the time it is in the hole.

On top of this it has two dependents and both of them are nuts !

According to the income tax ammendment act 1996, your penis will be
taxed according to its size.

To determine your category, please refer to Schedule 2 of the Income
Tax return Form 8 which states the following :

 10 to 12 inches --------- Luxury tax ---------- RM 50.00
  8 to 10 inches --------- Pole tax ------------ RM 45.00
  6 to  8 inches --------- Privilege Tax ------- RM 40.00
  4 to  6 inches --------- Nuisance Tax -------- RM 30.00

 Anyone under 4 inches is entitled to a refund of 20 %
 and special relief as a handicapped person.

 Those who exceed 12 inches will be liable for Capital Gains Tax.

 If you have any queries, please contact the nearest Income Tax
office.  The staff will be only too willing to handle your problem .

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