I'll have what's behind Door Number 3, please!

(chuckle)

I got this message detailing a first day of class experience from a friend of a friend. His name is Kevin Stone, and he goes to Clemson University.

Just a friendly reminder--look for door numbers....

So I'm looking for a class in Newman Hall--- actually, I was looking for Newman Hall-- and, I thought i'd found it. no sign-- no main entrance.

So I walk around the building and find what I perceive to be an acutal door with and actual doorknob. So I opened it.

Inside was a room at least 150x50-- maybe half a football field- maybe more- black concrete- 20ft ceiling.

Two guys in white overcoats. A cow. Upside-down with hooves pointing into the air. On some type of cart.

A chainsaw.

They were as embarrased to see me as I was to see them.

Everybody stared at everybody else for about 6 sec. (except the cow, who was not facing me.) And I shut the door.

"Not econ."

I wasn't more than 10ft away from the door when I heard it lock.

I don't know what the hell they were doing, but they seemed to need privacy.