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Thesis loophole

cottle@cmp-rt.music.uiuc.edu (David M. Cottle)
(smirk)

From our Doctoral Thesis Handbook:

	SPECIFIC GUIDELINES FOR THE PARTS OF THE THESIS

	(General instructions, then in bold letters:) 
	Required sections are marked with an asterisk . .  .
	(more general stuff) .  .  .


	Notice of Copyright
	*Title Page
	*Certificate of Committee Approval
	Abstract
	Dedication
	Acknowledgments
	Preface
	*Table of Contents
	List of Tables
	List of Figures
	List of Symbols and/or Abbreviations

  Text

  Reference matter

	Appendix
	*Bibliography or List of References
	*Vita


-I couldn't help notice that the text was not required.  It
looks like I'll finish sooner than I thought.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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