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Copyright (c) 1995 by the author, Mike Morton <mike@morton.com>. All
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The witnesses
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Dennis Fung = Fun's ending
Rosa Lopez = O, zap loser
Brian "Kato" Kaelin = A rank, token alibi
Philip Vannatter = Hint: Private plan
Detective Mark Fuhrman = Famed knave: Truth? Crime?
Laura Hart McKinney = Unethical yarn, Mark
The hangers-on
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Al Cowlings = Callow sign
Faye Resnick = Fine car-keys
Paula Barbieri = [who needs anagrams with "Barbie" in your name?]
The headlines
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Not Guilty = Tout lying
Bloody glove = Go by old love
The Fuhrman Tapes = Hate? Snarf them up
The prosecution
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Christopher Darden = He'd pitch DNA errors
Prosecutor Chris Darden = Predict horrendous scar
Prosecutor Marcia Clark = Crack composure: "Liar! Rat!"
Gil Garcetti = Trial gig, etc.
The defense
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F. Lee Bailey = A lie, feebly
Robert Shapiro = Terror, phobias
Johnnie Cochran = Chance 'Iron John'
Robert Kardashian = Debonair shark, rat
The judge and jury
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Judge Lance Ito = Antic O.J. deluge
The Simpson Jury = Punish Mr. O.J.S. yet?
The defendant
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Orenthal Simpson = No rash simpleton
= I slash men, pronto
= Oh, laments prison
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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