A bunch of us were sitting around at a party when somebody asked the ever- popular question: If you had to be stuck indefinitely on a desert island with someone other than your spouse or significant other, who would you pick? After some thought, one fellow said, "No contest. McGyver. Some chewing gum, a coconut, a palm branch, you've got a jet engine. We're outta there."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)