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With all the recent commotion about net censorship, and with the
approach of the holiday season, I was inspired to write the following
song for our department's annual holiday party skit.

(Note that some of the lines are identical to the real version.  I
don't know if that poses copyright violations for posting purposes or
not.)

Kevin Hinshaw
hinshaw@cs.washington.edu

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The Exon Song
<sung to "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)">


Sex nuts posting on an open wire
Sick thoughts dripping from their prose
Dirty pictures showing young girls for hire
And men dressed up in women's clothes

Everybody knows
That mountains of pornography
Have been appearing left and right
Tiny tots with their eyes all a-glow
May find the ones with sheep tonight

We know that Satan's on the Net
Along with all the creeps and perverts he could get
Enticing every child to try his luck
At finding pictures of people who fundamentally undermine 
     the morals of society

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two;
Although it's been said many times, many ways
"Let us censor for you."

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