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My mother the sex fiend . . .

zikmundf@oberon.pps.pgh.pa.us (Naomi Zikmund-Fisher)
(chuckle, sexual)

My husband and I are in the process of moving, and my mother is coming to 
help us in a few weeks.  Last night, we had the following phone conversation:

Me:  Well, if you're coming I'd better prominently mark that one box, 
	"WARNING, pornography and inflatable dolls.  Do not open, mom."

Mom (chiming in, in the spirit of the conversation):  Yeah, "Dildos!"

[Extremely long pause]

Mom:  Your father is now looking at me somewhat oddly.

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