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When a man died, his wife put the usual death notice in the newspapar but 
added that he died of gonorrhoea. No sooner were the papers delivered than a 
good friend called and compalined bitterly, "You know he died of diarrhoea, 
not gonorrhoea."
Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day, so of course I know he died 
of diarrhoea. But I thought it would be better to remember him as a great 
lover than the big shit he always was."

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