I heard this while surfing the radio on the way to work yesterday: Santa was sitting exhausted on a mall bench. A curious man asked, "What's the matter Santa?" Santa replied, "I have all my Christmas Shopping done, except I can't find a sweater for Bill Clinton". The man then asked, "Why can't you find one here? There must be a thousand in the mall." Santa replied, "It sounds easy, but since its for Clinton I've got to find one that's reversible."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)