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Attention Investors! BOND OFFERING Because of the changing economic conditions brought on by the government shutdown, Lehman Brothers have come out with three new bonds: The Dole, which bears no interest, The Clinton, which requires no principal, and the Gingrich, which never reaches maturity. I am not the author of this, I heard this at work.
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