I was just opening another Xterm window, when a melody sounded from the speaker of the workstation to reminf me I had to go. "I love UNIX" I said to my colegue, who migrated from the VMS with me. "Why?" "Because of all the subprocesses." "Ah", he said, switching to a heavy Italian accent "You like to fork, eh?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)