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This joke is probably on of the best which I ever read
on relcom.humor (Russian newsgroup). Unfortunately
i do not remember the name of the original poster. I took some
freedom in translating it into English in order to
make it more understandable to English-speaking auditory.
A line of Russian soldiers stands in front of a huge
rectangular hole in the ground.
Sergant commands:- "Private Ivanov!"
- "Yes, sir."
- "Stand like this:"
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-"Jump!!"
The soldier jumps into the hole.
The sergant commands again:
- "Private Pyetrov!!"
- "Yes, sir!"
- "Stand like this:"
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-" Yes, sir!"
-" Jump!"
The soldier jumps and falls into the hole.
The sergant commands again:
-" Private Sidorov!!"
-" Yes, sir!"
_" Stand like this:"
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-" Yes, sir!"
At this point a car with a colonel arrives to that
place. Colonel, very angry, comes up to the sergant
and tells him: "Comrad sergant, how many times do
I have to tell you: STOP PLAYING TETRIS WITH THE
SOLDIERS!!!!!!!!!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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