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This is something I actually did in a high school biology class!

We were being given a lesson on the basics of plant physiology.  The
teacher had a big wooden cut-away (cross-section) model of a poppy.
He was pointing to the petals, stem, etc., and eventially got to the
gonads of the plant.

He first pointed to the ovaries, and explained that they were the
female organs of the plant.  He then pointed to the stamens that were
sticking out, and explained that they were the male organs of the
plant.

Under my breath, I whispered "poppycock" to the girl sitting next to
me.  Unfortunantely, most of the class heard...

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