Surfin the net So I think I'm in the clear the boss is no where in sight I logon to the web and start to surf and then my hair stands up with fright the footsteps coming down the hall are quickening in pace there is no time to exit no way to save my face so I press the power button and relax just a bit there is no way he can tell exactly what I hit I act all surprised don't know why my machine died "simply unpredictable these computers are!" I cried "So we'll get you a new one a computer that won't crash" he exclaims Do you think he'll wonder when the new one acts the same? (now I'll get back to work)
(From the "Rest" of RHF)