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Last week I stopped by to visit a friend and his family.  I didn't realize
that he had switched to swingshift, and so wasn't home.  I stayed to visit
with his wife for a couple hours, and got talked into going shopping with
her to help with the kids (6 months and 18 months).
On the way out of the parking lot, I read aloud the bumpersticker on the
car in front of us:

		"Nights of Passion.
		 No Regrets in the Morning."

And then, in smaller letters, "Portland Opera".

On hearing the first two lines, she promptly turned around and went back
to the store- to refill her prescription for birth-control pills.

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