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African Grey Parrot Humor.

cef@geodesic.com (Charles Fiterman)
Geodesic Systems
(smirk)

The third member of our family is a handsome Congo
African Grey Parrot named Biko. While most of what
he says is just sound play a lot of it is appropriate.

About a year ago Biko cut his foot somehow and we took
him to the veterinarian. He put on a white bandage and
told us to watch Biko for two days to keep him from
picking on it.

We sat up with him for two days using every kind of
distraction and game to keep him from picking at his
foot. This did the trick he was fine.

Recently I had hernia surgery and came home with a large
white bandage on my lower abdomen. When Biko saw this
he cried out "Don't pick at it. Don't pick at it."

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