[making the rounds in the Silicon Forest, original attribution lost] Bob Packwood's in a lot of trouble these days. But lucky for him, he has a couple really good lawyers who think they can get the charges reduced to "impersonating a Kennedy." (For non-Americans, Packwood is a US Senator from Oregon who has been accused of various historical improprieties by many women. Kennedy is any of a family of US politicians known for the same thing.)
(From the "Rest" of RHF)