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How to have the first OJ book after the verdict is out...
OJ.h
#define OUTCOME NOT PROVEN
#define GREEDIEST_JUROR XXX
#define TRIAL_LENGTH 8
#define LARGE_TIME_UNIT months
#define MEDIUM_TIME_UNIT weeks
#define SMALL_TIME_UNIT days
\...
$OUTCOME!: The True Story of the Trial of the Century
by $GREEDIEST_JUROR
The trial had gone on for $TRIAL_LENGTH $LARGE_TIME_UNIT. $SMALL_TIME_UNIT
had turned into $MEDIUM_TIME_UNIT$ and $MEDIUM_TIME_UNITS into
$LARGE_TIME_UNIT. $NUMBER_WITNESS witnesses had been paraded in
front of us including the dubious $BIG_CLOWN and the notorious $BIG_IDIOT,
as well as spot-light snatching $LESSER_CLOWN and unbelievable $LESSER_IDIOT.
The prosecution had spent an incredible $ $PROSECUTE_MONEY, though this
was dwarfed by the $ $DEFENSE_MONEY spent by the defense.
In the end, we knew that the only possible verdict was $OUTCOME ...
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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