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Genie in a bottle

Steffie@usa.pipeline.com (Steffanie Taylor)
Pipeline USA
(smirk)

I heard this from a friend, while swimming at the beach. 
 
A man is walking on the beach, and finds a bottle. He picks it up, and
dusts it off. A genie pops out and tells him that he has 3 wishes, but he
needs to be aware, that everything he wishes for, his ex-wife will get
double of.  
The man says ok, for my first wish, I want a million dollars. 
For my second wish, I want a new red corvette.  
And for my third wish, I want you to scare me 1/2 to death!

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