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Snow White and the Politically-Correct Vertically-Challenged Rustics
All Disney movies up to and including the "Lion King" (shortly to become
"The Lioness Queen") are going to be rescripted and re-filmed to meet modern
standards of cultural and ethnic sensitivity. Shown below is an example
from Snow White (to be renamed "Pigmentally-Deficient, though not implying a
judgement of worth, Snow")
Former name New non-culturally-judgemental name
___________ ___________________________________
Happy Euphorically Unbalanced survivor
Sneezy Rhinovirus Susceptible
Sleepy Surplus Fatigue disordered
Grumpy Heightened resentment disability sufferer
Dopey Intelligence deficit challenged
Bashful Person with diffident disposition syndrome
Doc Male therapeutic oppressor
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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