I recently received a new fire helmet and was inspecting it prior to
actually using it, and sat down to read the "fine print" labels that
were affixed to the inside of the helmet (totaling about a 4"x4"
square).
Among other warnings and thou-shalt-not's, there is, in big, bold
lettering:
WARNING: FIRE FIGHTING IS INHERENTLY DANGEROUS
No? Really? You mean that crawling around inside of a burning
building isn't a normal activity??
(From the "Rest" of RHF)