(based on a joke quoted in a local newspaper article)
An elderly Jewish man reads a Nazi newspaper each day. A neighbor
of his notices this and asks why he would do that. "Well," explains the
old man, "It says here how we're rich, how we're powerful, how we stick
together and help each other become more rich and powerful. Where
else can I read that kind of good news?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)