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I know that submitting this specifically violates one of the published guidelines for rhf submissions, but what the heck. I think the new moderator may be willing to overlook it this one time... ;-) Those rhf readers who don't also read rec.arts.startrek.info may not know that the new rhf moderator has moderated rasi for a long time. But worse than that, they missed this little gem embedded in Jim Griffith's announcement to rasi readers of his new position as rhf moderator: As an aside, I next plan to gun for both news.announce.newgroups and comp.risks. I figure that along with the mysterious but timely disappearance of alt.conspiracy and talk.politics.guns, once I've gotten them, I'll have accomplished my goal of imposing my will upon all of USENET's readership. I'll control Star Trek, I'll control humor, I'll control which newsgroups exist, and I'll ensure that no one can be warned about the threat I pose. So Mr. Neumann and Mr. Lawrence, you've been warned. And once the Internet is present in every household in the world, I'll have fulfilled my dream to become the absolute ruler of the hearts and minds of every sentient being on the planet. But I digress.
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