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Another shoot-em-up at an abortion clinic. New Hampshire resident
John Salvi got himself a triple play, hitting two clinics outside
Boston, Mass, and a third in Virginia.
Seeing as this topic combines the tasteless topics of abortion and
guns, of course we have to bring you a few jokes about it. Skip
these if your blood pressure goes up reading about either topic.
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Subject: Pro-life terrorists
From: danny.clark@channel1.com (Danny Clark)
Keywords: topical, chuckle, guns, original
The guy who shot up the two abortion clinics in Brookline, Mass.
turned himself in today, said it was all a mistake. He thought they
were post offices.
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Subject: Reading PC Magazine...
Organization: College of Arts and Sciences, Northwestern University
From: m-atkinson@nwu.edu (Michael A. Atkinson)
This is original by David Guidry <empire@nwu.edu>, used with his
permission.
Sitting in our shared office, I was chuckling at a botched ad in "Abort,
Retry, Fail?" found on the back page of PC Magazine.
Dave: "What you got there?"
Me: "It's just ``Abort, Retry, Fail?''"
Dave: "What's that, another John Salvi joke?"
Michael A. Atkinson, CAS Dean's Office, Northwestern University
N9ZCD <m-atkinson@nwu.edu>
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Subject: Is that a step up or down?
From: shabby@mit.edu (Chris Shabsin)
Keywords: topical, smirk, religion, offensive
Approved: funny@clarinet.com
Today, John C. Salvi III, the man accused of two murders in Brookline,
MA abortion clinics, released a statement saying, "If I am not proven
guilty, upon release I will become a Catholic priest."
Oh, so he's tired of murder and wants to move on to child molestation?
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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