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Grandpa and Grandma were walking outdoors when a pigeon flew overhead. The bird took this moment to relieve itself and its package landed squarely on Grandpa's head. Seeing the mess, Grandma said, "I wish we had some toilet tissue." Grandpa said, "What good would it do. He's probably a half a mile away by now."
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