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This really happened to a colleague of mine when he was in the
infantry.

He was assigned to teach A., a new and not-too-bright soldier how to
navigate by finding the North Star.  He did his best, but he could see
it wasn't getting through, so he just hoped no-one would test the new
guy.

A couple of weeks later, during a long march by night, the sergeant
remembers that A. wasn't tested yet.  So he halts the platoon and
asks, "Private A., where's the North Star?"

Private A. looks hard at the sky for a long time, and finally
declares, "We've already passed it, sergeant!"

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