Three men were having lunch, one was CIA, one was Israeli Mossad, and the other was British M-5. There was a slight buzzing soiund and the Brit opened his mouth, unscrewed a tooth, put it to his ear and listened. He then held the tooth to his mouth and said "I'm eating now and I'll get back to you." The CIA man's tie-clip began to beep and he followed the same basic scenario. All of a sudden the man from the Mossad let out some rip roaring gas. "Excuse me", he said, "I'm getting a fax".
(From the "Rest" of RHF)