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Pres Clinton ordered a cost saving program to the U.S. Army
commander. "Cut anywhere, but you must cut in any way possible."
OK said the commander and looked around at some way to cut spending.
Perhaps if he could get rid of some old records, that may please the
President. So he went to the storage depot and discover that the Army still
had menus and supply orders of food from the Civil War. Very pleased that he
could show this worthless orders to the President, he ask if he might destroy
all the papers.
"Why, yes," said Clinton. "But be sure to make two copies of each
before you do."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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