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A follow-up to ronnie@cisco.com (Ronnie B. Kon): >Subject: Differences between the 3 branches of Judaism > >At an orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant >At a conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant >At a reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant -- Nah, how about this one: A priest has no money to pay the cabbie, who is Jewish, so he gives him his medallion. Cabbie goes to Orthodox Rabbi: "Rabbi, please make a b'rucha over my medallion" Orthodox Rabbi: "What's a medallion?" Cabbie to Conservative Rabbi: "Rabbi, please make a b'rucha over my medallion" Conservative Rabbi: "What's a medallion?" Cabbie to Reform Rabbi: "Rabbi, please make a b'rucha over my medallion" Reform Rabbi: "What's a b'rucha?" (For the reform Jews among us, a b'rucha is a blessing)
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