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My wife and I had just moved into the neighborhood.  We received a card
from Sears (the camp of the enemy) saying "since you are new in town,
would you like to apply for a credit card?"  Sure, we decided, filled out
the application and returned it.  Several weeks later we got a rejection
from Sears saying "Sorry, we cannot issue to you a credit card."
Reason?  "You haven't been in town long enough."

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