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Top 10 Usenet news groups that don't exist (yet):

10) alt.flame.roommate.prince.charles
 9) rec.sports.drug-abuse
 8) comp.arch.denver.international.airport.baggage.handling
 7) clari.local.mens.briefs
 6) comp.os.ms-windows.oxymoron
 5) alt.consumers.free-stuff.schwans.ice.cream
 4) alt.sex.michael.and.lisa-marie
 3) alt.toys.fabio
 2) biz.apple.not

And the number one Usenet news group that don't exist (yet) is:
 1) alt.fan.assassins.from.colorado

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