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Heard on an otherwise dull AM radio talk show this morning (no, I was looking for the news!):
CALLER: I just saw a CNN update on the O. J. Simpson case. Michael Jackson has volunteered to take care of the kids.
If an ex-football player had to kill his wife, why couldn't it have been Frank Gifford?
OJ calls a limo service and requests a limo. The dispatcher tells Mr. Simpson "Yes sir Mr. Simpson we have a limo for you, but it will be a 45 minute wait."
OJ replies, "Great, I have some time to kill."
Source: Co-worker
This one is orignal and came to me while watching the OJ debacle at my favorite watering hole Friday night:
Q: What's worse than being married to John Bobbit?
A: Being divorced from OJ Simpson.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
OJ.
OJ who?
Congratulations! You're on the jury!
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My father wrote this one:
What amazes me about OJ's pre-trial hearing was that the defense NEVER
mentioned that both Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman scored own goals
against Colombia! I mean, you'd think...
Seems OJ will finally beat the rap, as he has an airtight alibi...
...He was in a Denny's waiting to be served...
What's the question they're asking in the California penal system?
Who gets to have O.J. for breakfast?
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