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One of those has caused enough trouble

emclain@cs.washington.edu (Evan McLain)
(topical, smirk, politics, typoes)

The following is an excerpt from the e-mail White House Summaries sent by 
the White House press office.


---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, 13 Dec 1994 21:43:11 -0500
From:wh-admin@esusda.gov
To: press-info@ghost.esusda.gov
Subject: 94-12-13 White House Summaries
\...

>PRESIDENT'S OPENING AND CLOSING PLENARY SUMMIT REMARKS--December
>11, 1994--...The President said the leaders have committed to 23
>separate and specific initiatives and more than 100 action steps
>protecting the diversity of plant and animal species, phasing out lead
>and gasoline, reducing infant immortality, and improving education and
>health care.

So how exactly is the government planning to phase out lead and 
gasoline?  Furthermore, what effect is this going to have on those 
poor immortal infants?

:) Evan

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