A blonde-joke story I saw recently reminded me of my mother when we were at my cousin's bar mitzvah last year. Our table consisted of me, my boyfriend, and a bunch of relatives all age 59+. The DJ was trying to get our table to dance but was failing miserably because he was putting on funk and pop stuff aimed at a much younger, hipper audience. As my mother rolled her eyes, I said "The DJ has severely misjudged the demographic makeup of this table." Mother replied, "Nah. He's just playing lousy music." I think my mother is a blonde below the roots.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)