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This is original, by me, written some years ago based on true events
which occurred in 1988 in the woods north of Harrisburg, PA during
deer-hunting season.  (I'm posting it here on my brother's account.)


    See Mr. Brown.
    See Mr. Brown smoke his cigar.
    Huff-puff, goes Mr. Brown.
    Mr. Brown doesn't know that smoking can cause lung cancer.
    Tough, Mr. Brown.

    See Mr. Brown.
    Mr. Brown likes to hunt.
    Mr. Brown likes hunting with his friend Mr. Gray.
    Mr. Brown doesn't know that hunting will be the death of him.
    Too bad, Mr. Brown.

    See Mr. Brown.
    See Mr. Brown on the first day of deer season.
    Mr. Brown and Mr. Gray are illegally hunting on posted land.
    Mr. Brown and Mr. Gray don't know this.
    Shucks.

    See Mr. Green.
    Mr. Green owns the posted land.
    See Mr. Green grab his 12-gauge shotgun.
    See Mr. Green tromp down to Mr. Brown and Mr. Gray.
    See Mr. Green ask what the hell's going on.

    See Mr. Brown.
    See Mr. Brown swear at Mr. Green.
    Swear, Mr. Brown, swear.

    See Mr. Green.
    See Mr. Green get pissed at Mr. Brown.
    See Mr. Green fire a shot into the ground at Mr. Brown's feet.
    Bad move, Mr. Green.

    See Mr. Brown.
    See Mr. Brown start convulsing.
    Mr. Brown is having a heart attack.
    Poor Mr. Brown.
    Mr. Brown never learned the perils of smoking.
    See Mr. Brown fall on the ground.

    See Mr. Gray.
    Mr. Gray thinks that his friend has been shot.
    See Mr. Gray with a loaded shotgun.
    See Mr. Gray shoot Mr. Green.
    Poor Mr. Green.
    Sigh.
    Another victim of second-hand smoke.

    See Mr. Gray.
    Mr. Gray feels depressed.
    See Mr. Gray shoot himself.

    Guilt.  Man's deadliest enemy.

         - Andrew Snyder.

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