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comp.emacs #21379 (0 + 166 more) From: ajax@indirect.com (Laurence Counsel) Newsgroups: comp.emacs,fr.bio.general Subject: Green Card Lottery- Final One? Date: Tue Apr 12 03:52:24 EDT 1994 Organization: Counsel & Spammer Lines: 34 Green Card Posting Lottery 1994 May Be The Last One! THE DEADLINE HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED. The Green Card Posting Lottery is a completely legal computer program giving away a huge allotment of Green Card Lottery usenet postings to persons reading certain newsgroups. The lottery program was scheduled to continue on a permanent basis. However, recently, System Administrator Jeff Wheelhouse introduced a program into the Internet Direct system which could end any future lotteries. THE 1994 POSTING LOTTERY IS SCHEDULED TO TAKE PLACE SOON, BUT IT MAY BE THE VERY LAST ONE. PERSONS READING MOST NEWSGROUPS QUALIFY, MANY FOR FIRST TIME. The only newsgroups NOT qualifying are: sci.military, alt.atheism.moderated, alt.hackers, misc.test, alt.test, news.answers, and alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.penguins.spam.spam.spam.barney-must-die. Lottery distribution will take place soon. 55,000 Green Card Postings will be sent to those who register correctly. 55,000 more will be sent to those who register incorrectly. Another 55,000,000 will be sent to those who do not register at all. NO JOB IS REQUIRED. NO KILL FILE IS REQUIRED. NO ACTION AT ALL IS REQUIRED. THERE IS A STRICT JUNE DEADLINE. THE TIME TO START IS NOW!! For FREE information via Email, send request to cspam@indirect.com -- ***************************************************************** Counsel & Spammer, Immigration Attorneys 6666 W Llamaback Road, Ste 256, Scottsdale AZ 25092 USA cspam@indirect.com telephone (666)555-3911 Fax (666) 555-7617
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