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>Newsgroups: clari.biz.industry.automotive,clari.local.michigan
>Subject: GM names Bausch & Lomb exec as new marketing chief

	 DETROIT (Reuter) General Motors Corp. named Bausch &
Lomb Inc. president Ronald Zarrella as its new North American
marketing chief Wednesday, ending a lengthy search for an
executive to rebuild the auto giant's consumer brand image.
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Coming soon: the Chevy Cavalier disposable $8,000
		The Cavalier extended use $16,000
		The Cavalier Special Super-extended use $100,000

There's no difference in the cars, but if you want quality and plan to 
drive it for a long time we recommend that you buy the Special.


[Bausch and Lomb is currently involved in a lawsuit where they are accused
of acting illegally by selling, at disparate prices and marketed with
various usage recommendations, the identical contact lenses.]

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