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Top-10 reasons for building Babylon 5
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10) Tax write-off for Lockheed.
9) They wanted to try ZZomething different.
8) Really cheap after discovery of a planet where money
really does grow on trees.
7) "Welcome to Babylon 5." "Three, sir!" "Three! Babylon 3!"
6) Same old story: drunk Congressmen and naked blondes on a
slow cruise past Uranus.
5) Needed a restroom stop between here and the Centuari Republic.
4) EuroDisney was such a good idea, why not GalaticDisney?
3) Only safe place considering wide-spread crime in American cities.
2) Would serve as a defensible outpost against Cylon tyranny
(sorry...that's on the wrong list...that's from "Top 10
Reasons to Build 'Battlestar Galactica'")
1) Three words: Fabulous Alien Babes!
Original contributions from:
-- Parag Patel <parag@netcom.com>
-- Dave Seagle <uds02@mailhost.unidata.com>
-- Steve Sharp <sharp@craycos.com>
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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